Dr Wingnut

Day: July 16, 2006

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    Your brain is capable of handling 140,000 million bits of information in one second, and if you take hours or days or weeks to reach a vital decision, you are short-circuiting your most valuable property.Jerry Gillies

  • The New Baby

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    There was a middle-age couple that had two stunningly beautiful teen-age daughters.  The couple decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and, sure enough, delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later.The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. …