Day: July 25, 2006

A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: “So I hear you’re getting married?”“Yep!”“Do I know her?”“Nope!”“This woman, is she good looking?”“Not really.”“Is she a good cook?”“Naw, she can’t cook too well.”“Does she have lots of money?”“Nope!  Poor as a church mouse.”“Well then, is she good in bed?”“I don’t know.”“Why in the world do…