Day: July 27, 2006

  • Apparently someone agrees with me

    We’re in the early stages of what I would describe as the Third World War, and, frankly…we don’t have the right attitude.Newt Gingrich, on NBC’s Meet the Press, July 16, 2006

  • Sanity

    Never fight an inanimate object.P. J. O’Rourke

  • Time for ice cream

    A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.The waitress asked kindly, “Crushed nuts?”“No,” he replied, “arthritis.”via email from Chris Walsh, Thu, 20 Jul 2006 04:42:23 -0700