Dr Wingnut

Day: August 9, 2006

  • Luck

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    The harder I work, the luckier I get.Samuel Goldwyn

  • Enemies

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    Toward the end of church service, the Minister asked the congregation, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?  All held up their hands except one small elderly lady.“Mrs. Jones?  Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?”“I don’t have any,” she replied, smiling sweetly.“Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual.  How old are you?”“Ninety-eight.” she…