Dr Wingnut

Month: August 2006

  • Luck

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    The harder I work, the luckier I get.Samuel Goldwyn

  • Enemies

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    Toward the end of church service, the Minister asked the congregation, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?  All held up their hands except one small elderly lady.“Mrs. Jones?  Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?”“I don’t have any,” she replied, smiling sweetly.“Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual.  How old are you?”“Ninety-eight.” she…

  • Envy

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    A thousand eyes, but none with correct vision.Isacher Hurwitz

  • Good deal

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    A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid.  It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art.  It’s perfect.”“Really,” answered the neighbor. “What kind is it?”“Twelve thirty.”via email from Chris Walsh, Thu, 20 Jul 2006 04:42:23 -0700

  • Horoscope

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    My birthday horoscope on 4 July, by Holiday MathisYour enchanting presence attracts all kinds of interest in you this year.  Prospective employers and romatntic hopefuls pose tantalizing offers this month.  August represents a move toward a creative approach to your work.  November shows you being whisked away (or doing the whisking yourself).  Romance with Taurus…

  • Pain

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    We finished watching the fourth season of Six Feet Under last night.  It struck me at the end of the last episode that David had a great spiritual awakening that pain is the price you pay for life. I always say that there is no growth without pain; but maybe it’s just the price.

  • Imbeciles

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    Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.Mark Twain