Dr Wingnut

Month: August 2006

  • A touching animal story

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    A man was on holiday in Kenya.  While he was walking through the bush, he came across an elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.  The elephant seemed distressed so the man approached it very carefully.He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant’s foot.  There was a large thorn deeply embedded…

  • Suburbia

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    Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.Bill Vaughan

  • Tide Detergent

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    Dear Makers of Tide Detergent:I am writing to say what an excellent product you have!  I’ve used it all of my married life, as my mom always told me it was the best.  Now that I am in my fifties I find it even better!About a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my…

  • Back from Vacation

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    The doctor is refreshed after getting away from the Twin-Cities up to the Great North Woods for a few days.  Keep those cards and letters coming…