Day: September 27, 2006

  • Women Unite!

    Helping the war effort while planning your mid-life crisis-what a plan!Take all American women who are within five years of menopause — train us for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, gas masks, moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, and canned tuna — drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape of Afghanistan,…

  • Brains

    I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.Woodrow Wilson