Quotations
Hate
Hating people because of their color is wrong. And it doesn’t matter which color does the hating. It’s just plain wrong.Unknown
Month: December 2006
Humor
Seven Kinds of Sex, where do you stand?
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.The 2nd kind of sex […]
Quotations
Age
A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.Unknown
Humor
The Big Itch
Nick the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur’s court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen’s voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.One day he […]
Quotations
Sanity
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re okay, then it’s you.Rita Mae Brown
Humor
Baby’s first doctor visit
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam.The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a […]
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How to be a Christmas legend
I’m watching the colorized version of Miracle on 34th Street (sort of my Christmas Eve Tradition while helping Santa fill the stockings) and I’ve always wondered who the uncredited actor that plays the drunken santa […]