Dr Wingnut

Year: 2006

  • Procrastination

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    Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.Robert Benchley

  • Selfish Creed

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    If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my mind later, it’s mine.If I can take it away from you, it’s mine.If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.If it’s mine, it will never belong to anybody else, no matter what.If we are building something togehter, all the…

  • Minnesota Girl

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    A girl from Minnesota and a girl from the east coast were seated side by side on an airplane.  The girl from Minnesota, being Friendly and all, said, “So, where ya from?”The east coast girl said, “From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.”The girl…

  • Locked your keys in your car?

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    If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone on your (or someone else’s) cell phone.Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the other person at your home press the unlock button of your key fob (clicker), holding it near the…

  • Denial

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    One comes, finally, to believe whatever one repeats to one’s self, whether the statement is true or false.Napoleon Hill

  • Chocolate age

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    Don’t tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway.  But, the Hershey Man will know!Your age by Chocolate MathDON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!It takes less than a minute so work this out as you read.  Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out!This is not one of…

  • Progress not perfection

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    I was so mixed up I tried to be perfect at avoiding perfectionism!Kathryn G.