Year: 2006
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Reflection
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation it would be the ability of each individual to learn to laugh at himself.Charles Schultz
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Technology
Three men, a German, a Japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.“That was my pager,” he said, “I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm.”A few minutes later…
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The Texas Duck Hunt
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence.As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.The litigator responded, “I shot…
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Cycles
The world is a wheel always turning. Those who are high go down low, and those who’ve been low go up higher.Anzia Yezierska
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Buying a horse
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend. “I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, I’m sending him over.”The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse. “A female horth,” the midget replies. So the owner…
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Ch-ch-changin’
The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing changes and yet everything is completely different. Aldous Huxley