Dr Wingnut

Year: 2006

  • Tenderness

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    If one is going to be truthful, one has to be very tender.Florida Scott-Maxwell

  • Negative Thinking

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    When a person drowns himself in negative thinking he is committing an unspeakable crime against himself.Maxwell Maltz

  • Children Writing About The Sea

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    This is a picture of an octopus.  It has eight testicles.  (Kelly age 6)Oysters’ balls are called pearls.  (James age 6)If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island. If you don’t have sea all round you, you are incontinent.  (Wayne age 7)Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily…

  • Mimics

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    Children seldom misquote you.  In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.Anonymous

  • Coffee?

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    USA Weekend’s, 27 August 2006, “Eat Smart” column talks about studies showing that drinking coffee is good for your heart, liver, is a diabetes foe, and a Parkinson’s disease fighter.  Could it be that the types of foods we eat have nothing to do with any of those diseases; but show that people who’s genetics…

  • Language

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    Language is simply alive, like an organism…  Words are the cells of language, moving the great body, on legs.  Language grows and evolves, leaving fossils behind.Lewis Thomas

  • Scene From an Italian Restaurant …

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    A wealthy man is having an affair with an Italian woman and has continued the affair for a few years.One night, over dinner at the mistress’s favorite Italian restaurant, she confides in him that she’s pregnant.Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he offers to pay her a large sum of money if…