2006 – Page 45 – Dr Wingnut

Sanity

Jul 27, 2006

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Never fight an inanimate object.P. J. O’Rourke

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.The waitress asked kindly, “Crushed nuts?”“No,” he replied, “arthritis.”via email from Chris Walsh, Thu, 20 Jul 2006 04:42:23 -0700

Getting exercise

Jul 26, 2006

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Three old guys are out walking.First one says, “Windy, isn’t it?”Second one says, “No, its Thursday!”Third one says, “So am I. Let’s go get a beer.”via email from Chris Walsh, Thu, 20 Jul 2006 04:42:23 -0700

Criticism

Jul 26, 2006

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When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my own country. I make up for lost time when I come home.Sir Winston Churchill

Miracles

Jul 25, 2006

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Possibilities and miracles are one and the same.Anonymous

Getting married

Jul 25, 2006

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A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy: “So I hear you’re getting married?”“Yep!”“Do I know her?”“Nope!”“This woman, is she good looking?”“Not really.”“Is she a good cook?”“Naw, she can’t cook too well.”“Does she have lots of money?”“Nope! Poor as a church mouse.”“Well then, is she good in bed?”“I don’t know.”“Why in the world do…