Dr Wingnut

Year: 2006

  • Chaos

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    We adore chaos because we love to produce order.M.C. Escher

  • Loveable Children’s Books

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    Little Golden Books That Never Made It:You Are Different And That’s Bad.The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables.Dad’s New Wife Robert.Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving HerCurious George and the High Voltage FenceAll Cats Go To HellThe Little Sissy Who SnitchedSome Kittens Can FlyThat’s It, I’m Putting You Up For AdoptionThe…

  • Blink

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    Your brain is capable of handling 140,000 million bits of information in one second, and if you take hours or days or weeks to reach a vital decision, you are short-circuiting your most valuable property.Jerry Gillies

  • The New Baby

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    There was a middle-age couple that had two stunningly beautiful teen-age daughters.  The couple decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.After months of trying, the wife became pregnant and, sure enough, delivered a healthy baby boy nine months later.The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. …

  • Posterity

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    Why should I care about posterity?  What’s posterity ever done for me?Groucho Marx

  • Morons

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    WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP?AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership.  He received a $26 million severance package.  Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence.WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS:Police in Oakland, CA spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside…

  • Change

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    Any change, even a change for the better, is always accompanied by drawbacks and discomforts.Arnold Bennett