Dr Wingnut

Year: 2006

  • Whatever happens, happens for a reason

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    I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won’t make you cry.Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all…

  • Today’s the day

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    Thanks to you, my friends in the fellowship of the spirit, and conscious contact with a higher power, I am alive today.Thanks to those of you from whom I’ve gotten greetings today from New Zealand, Germany, Belgium, Canada; and New York, Ohio, New Hampshire, Kentucky and California in the US.A special thank you to Tommy,…

  • Medicine

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    Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.Jack Handey

  • Smile!

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    In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.  He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams.  I’ve known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment…

  • DiskWarrior

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    I was having a little bit of trouble with my Mac Mini locking up and being unresponsive.  Of course, the answer I got from Apple support was to back everything up, format the drive and reinstall OS X.  Because that sounded too much like a Windoze solution, and I had read the article Resuscitate an…

  • Truth

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    Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.William Penn

  • Twenty-five signs you have grown up

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    Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.You keep more food than beer in the fridge.6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.You hear your favorite song in an elevator.You watch the Weather Channel.Your friends marry and…