Dr Wingnut

Year: 2006

  • New Beginnings

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    We have within us a limitless supply of new beginnings.Joan Fitzgerald

  • Love

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    Love doesn’t just sit there like a stone, it has to be made, like brick; re-made all the time, made new.Ursula K. Le Guin

  • Mother

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    After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie.  She said, “I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you.”The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my mother, who had…

  • Capacity

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    One machine can do the work of 50 ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.Elbert Hubbard

  • Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf

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    Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.“My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.”The wolf jumps up and runs away.Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.“My what…

  • Spring

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    In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt.Margaret AtwoodApril comes like an idiot, babbling and strewing flowers.Edna St. Vincet Millay

  • Condoms

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    A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad?To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son.  Men use them to have safe sex.“Oh I see,” replied the boy.  Yes, I’ve heard of that in…