Dr Wingnut

Year: 2006

  • Celly

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    Just saw a word that I had never encountered before, “celly,” for watching television on your cell phone.  I’m guessing that it will come into commonplace usage before Labor Day.Gizmodo

  • A Horse, A Chicken & A Harley

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    On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink.Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. …

  • And some men dream of both

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    Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.Fortune Cookie

  • Change

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    We cannot not change.Paul Watzlawick

  • Last Rights

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    A Catholic man is struck by a bus on a busy street.  He is lying near death on the sidewalk as a crowd gathers.  “A priest. Somebody get me a priest!” the man gasps.  Minutes drag on and no one steps out of the crowd.A policeman checks the crowd and finally yells, “A PRIEST, PLEASE! …

  • Prudence

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    Pray to God, but row to shore.Russian proverb

  • Real newspaper ads

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    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.8 years old.  Hateful little dog.  Bites.FREE PUPPIES:1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor’s dog.FREE PUPPIES…Mother, AKC German Shepherd.Father, Super Dog…able to leap tall fences in a single bound.FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.Looks like a rat … been out a while.Better be a reward.COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.Also 1 gay bull name “Darin” for sale.NORDIC TRACK$300…