Dr Wingnut

Year: 2006

  • Time

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    You’ve got to give time, time.Your greatest fear is exactly where your alcoholism was taking you.The Serenity Prayer is the handrail to grab until you can work the Steps.My Mind Is Out To Get Me by Dr. Ron B., © 1994

  • Blasphemy

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    All great truths begin as blasphemies.George Bernard Shaw

  • Grateful Ed

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    I have a friend named Ed.  Everyone calls him “Grateful Ed” because he always says how grateful he is to be sober.  Last weekend, Jill and I went to Hibbing to see her mother, and as we were traveling down First Avenue we passed a new business.  Apparently, my friend Ed isn’t the only “Grateful…

  • Communication

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    Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep after.Anne Morrow LindberghLet us make a special effort to stop communicating with each other, so we can have some conversation.Judith MartinI wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.Tom Lehrer

  • And God created man…

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    On the first day, God created the dog and said:“Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.  For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.”The dog said: “That’s a long time to be barking.  How about only ten years and…

  • Confession

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    We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones.Francois de La Rochefoucauld

  • Prudence

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    Call on God, but row away from the rocks.Indian proverb