Year: 2006
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Genius
Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.Joe Theismann
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Guess I had better start on my taxes
Ralph arrived at his Internal Revenue Service audit accompanied by his attorney.Going over his records, the IRS official said, “Well, sir, it appears that you live at a much higher level than your reported employment income. How do you explain that?”Before the attorney could speak, Ralph replied, “I love to gamble and I usually win.”The…
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Happy Belated Saint Patrick’s Day
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!”That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best toast of the night.” She…
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Technology
For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three.Alice Kahn