Dr Wingnut

Year: 2006

  • Hugs

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    We need four hugs a day for survival.  We need eight hugs a day for maintenance.  We need twelve hugs a day for growth.Virginia Satir

  • Means

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    I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.ee cummings

  • New words for 2006

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    Essential vocabulary additions for the workplace (and elsewhere)… SEAGULL MANAGER:A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.ASSMOSIS:The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.SALMON DAY:The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream…

  • Failures

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    All human failures are the result of a lack of love.Alfred Adler

  • George Bush is a Saint

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    President Bush was scheduled to worship at a small Methodist Church outside Washington, D.C. as part of Karl Rove’s campaign to reverse Bush’s rapidly deteriorating approval ratings.  A week before the visit, Rove called on the Methodist Bishop who was scheduled to preach on the chosen Sunday.“As you know, Bishop,” began Rove, “we’ve been getting…

  • Denial

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    The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.Jane Wagner

  • Press Release

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    Press Release(Feb 18, 2006)The Texas Parks and Wildlife Department issued a statement today saying Vice President Cheney broke no law by shooting a lawyer instead of a quail over the weekend.A TPWD spokesman noted that, in Texas, lawyers are not considered game creatures, and are thus not subject to seasonal limitations or bag limits.  It…