Day: January 16, 2007
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Jewish Mother
The phone rings. Jewish mother picks up the phone and answers, Hello?Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?You’re going out?Yes.With whom?With a friend.I don’t know why you left your husband. He’s a good man.I didn’t leave him. He left me.You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and…