Dr Wingnut

Day: January 28, 2007

  • Dieting

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    I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.Totie Fields

  • One for the ladies

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    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.  Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?”“It depends,” I replied.  “What does it say on your shirt?”He yelled back, “University of Oklahoma.”And they say blondes are dumb…A couple is lying in…