Dr Wingnut

Month: January 2007

  • Summary of my last year on the computer

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    I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.I no longer have any savings…

  • Planning

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    Just because something doesn’t do what you planned it to do doesn’t mean it’s useless.Thomas Alva Edison

  • Winner: “World’s worst hunting dog”

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    via email from Bob Rosen, Thu, 11 Jan 2007 09:29:38 -0800

  • Success

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    Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius.An Wang

  • Jewish Mother

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    The phone rings.  Jewish mother picks up the phone and answers, Hello?Hi Mom.  Can I leave the kids with you tonight?You’re going out?Yes.With whom?With a friend.I don’t know why you left your husband.  He’s a good man.I didn’t leave him.  He left me.You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and…

  • Prejudice

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    Everyone is a prisoner of his own experiences.  No one can eliminate prejudices — just recognize them.Edward R. Murrow

  • Poor Ralph

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    Ralph came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife, who was already asleep.  He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing…