Month: February 2007
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Power
More power than any good man should want, and more power than any other kind of man ought to have.Daniel O. Hastings
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Shopping for a spouse
The Husband Store:A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance, which reads:“You may visit this store only once! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the…
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Grandma’s cures
Keep This Handy On The FridgeDid You Know that drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately — without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional “pain relievers.”Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns.Before you head to the drugstore for a high-priced inhaler filled with mysterious chemicals,…