Dr Wingnut

Day: February 10, 2007

  • Complaining

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    You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.Ziggy Marley

  • Facelift

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    A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday.She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper.Before leaving, she says to the clerk, “I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”“About 32,” is…