Dr Wingnut

Day: February 22, 2007

  • Boiled as an Owl

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    We were talking about “boiled as an owl” last night and I came upon this “drunktionary” which had a few more.  My favorites:About rightAdmiral of the narrow seasAlderman Lushington is concernedAll mops and broomsAmiably incandescentAt peace with the floorBewottledClips the King’s EnglishDetained on businessEaten a loaf and a half for breakfastFoozlifiedFull as a seaside shithouse…

  • My final resting place

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    It was reported in Time this week that in Sweden, you can be freeze dried by being dipped in liquid nitrogen, at which point you become brittle and turn to dust.  Sounds much better than being burned; sign me up.

  • Progeny

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    You are the bows from which your children are as living arrows sent forth.Kahlil Gibrain, The Prophet

  • Housecleaning

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    Last Week I threw out worrying,It was getting old and in the way.It kept me from being me,I couldn’t do things my way.I threw out those inhibitions,They were just crowding me out.Made room for my New Growth,Got rid of my old dreams and doubts. I threw out a book on my past(didn’t have time to…