Month: March 2007
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God is a little like…
General Electric. He lights your path.Bayer Aspirin. He works wonders.Hallmark Cards. He cared enough to send the very best.Tide. He gets out the stains that others leave behind.VO-5 Hair Spray. He holds through all kinds of weather.Dial Soap. Aren’t you glad you know Him? Don’t you wish everyone did?Sears. He has everything.Alka Seltzer. Oh, what…
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Faults
Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.Mark Twain
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Decisions
Decisions are like Jello molds. They only turn out firm when the right amount of water is added.Roy Palm
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Vacationland USA
The Maine Turnpike began a new program this summer where they handed out flyers titled “Welcome To Vacationland.” These flyers will be handed out to all cars with license plates from Massachusetts, Connecticut, New York, and New Jersey. The flyers state the following rules for visiting Maine:That slope-shouldered farm boy you are snickering at did…
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Revenge
He that studieth revenge keepeth his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well.John Milton