Dr Wingnut

Day: March 19, 2007

  • Impossible

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    Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.Doug Larson

  • The First Time’s Always the Worst

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    The first mammogram is the worst.  Especially when the machine catches on fire.That’s what happened to me.The technician, Gail, positioned me exactly as she wanted me (think a really complicated game of Twister – right hand on the blue, left shoulder on the yellow, right breast as far away as humanly possible from the rest…