Dr Wingnut

Day: March 31, 2007

  • Liars

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    Dr Wingnut
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    Liars when they speak the truth are not believed.Aristotle

  • God is a little like…

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    Dr Wingnut
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    General Electric.  He lights your path.Bayer Aspirin.  He works wonders.Hallmark Cards.  He cared enough to send the very best.Tide.  He gets out the stains that others leave behind.VO-5 Hair Spray.  He holds through all kinds of weather.Dial Soap.  Aren’t you glad you know Him?  Don’t you wish everyone did?Sears.  He has everything.Alka Seltzer.  Oh, what…