Month: March 2007
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Argument
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules, jack asses, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, “Relatives of yours?”“Yep,” the wife replied, “in-laws.”via email from Marlys Christofferson,…
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Honesty
Level with your child by being honest. Nobody spots a phony quicker than a child.Mary MacCracken
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Waste nothing
At the end of the tax year the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, “I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?”“Good question,” noted the Rabbi. “We save…
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Happiness
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.J.R.R. Tolkien
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Showering
How to Shower Like a WomanTake off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.Look at your womanly physique in the mirror — make mental note to do more sit-ups.Get in the…