Dr Wingnut

Day: April 17, 2007

  • No entry without employee escort!

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    Apparently Woot! is moving to new office space and had a contest to create signage for those offices.  My favorite was:Does that mean that Woot! has only code monkeys as employees?  You can see the rest of the entries at the Woot! blog.

  • Friend

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    A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute.  He may not seem such a good friend after telling.Arthur Brisbane

  • Aesop fable updated

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    One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well.  The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.  Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn’t worth it to retrieve the donkey.He invited all his neighbors…