Dr Wingnut

Day: April 19, 2007

  • Observant

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    We noticed that the house behind us has had the shades pulled for a while and we hardly ever see any lights on.  We thought it was strange, but since we don’t interact with them, we really didn’t think much about it.  But the other day, I said to Jill, I wonder if she’s left…

  • Technology

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    Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.Arthur C. Clarke

  • Burglar

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    A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns.  Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair.  While tying the homeowner’s wife to the bed the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and…