Dr Wingnut

Day: April 26, 2007

  • Innocence

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    I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.Johnny Carson

  • Balance

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    God was missing for six days.  Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.  He inquired, “Where have you been?”God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “Look, Michael.  Look what I’ve made.”Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, “What is it?”“It’s a planet,” replied God, “and I’ve put life on…