Dr Wingnut

Day: April 28, 2007

  • Failure

    —

    by

    Dr Wingnut
    in

    You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing that we call ‘failure’ is not the falling down, but the staying down.Mary Pickford

  • New Olympic condoms

    —

    by

    Dr Wingnut
    in

    A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.  Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.“Olympic condoms?”, she blurts, “what makes them so special?”“There are three colors,” he replies, “gold, silver and bronze.”“What color are you going to wear tonight?”…