Day: May 18, 2007

  • Involuntary Muscular Contractions

    A Professor was giving a lecture on “Involuntary Muscular Contractions” to his first year medical students.Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, “Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you’re having…

  • Slavery

    Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.Abraham Lincoln