Dr Wingnut

Month: May 2007

  • Clinton library portrait

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    The Clinton library is open now … and they have unveiled the Official Portrait!via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 3 Apr 2007 07:01:01 -0700

  • Software specifications

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    A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5 by 11-inch paper cannot be understood.Mark Ardis

  • Texas Government

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    ‘Gummint’ in my home state has almost always been run by folks who think the purpose of gummint is to create a healthy bidness climate.  The result is that Texas is Mississippi with good roads.  I wouldn’t wish that on the rest of the nation.Molly Ivins (1944-2007)

  • Can I have this number?

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    If and when I get a cell phone again, I think I’d like the number +1 (651) 946-4688 which would be +1 (651) WING-NUT.  I wonder which carrier owns that block?

  • Age

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    It takes about ten years to get used to how old you are.Unknown

  • Sunday Morning Sex

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    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”  Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two…

  • Technical support at harvest time

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    People have asked where my photos came from.  They were sent from my cousin who works as a grain broker for an elevator in Nebraska.  As you can imagine, little varmints like this one are ever present with the harvest coming in.  Yes, the mouse was released unharmed.via email from Charles Klopp, Mon, 28 Nov…