Dr Wingnut

Month: May 2007

  • Cinco de Mayo

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    Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s Mayonnaise (known as Best Foods on the US West Coast) was manufactured in England.  In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after…

  • Experience

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    We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it – and stay there, lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove lid.  She will never sit down on a hot stove lid again… but also, she will never sit down on a…

  • What to wear when the wife wants you to do something

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    via email from Bob Rosen, Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:21:33 -0700

  • Reason

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    I have one request: may I never use my reason against truth.Elie Wiesel

  • Dangerous Virus

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    There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.  This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).  If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.  This virus will wipe out your private life completely.If you should come into contact with…

  • Having a job like George Jetson’s

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    If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.Frank Lloyd Wright

  • Lessons of the Heart

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    Love is not the latest ballad on the radio.  It is the song of a lifetime. Love is not the rock on the finger of the girl you plan to marry.  It is the size of the boulder you move to repair the marriage.Love is not the fairy tale that ends with happy ever after. …