Month: June 2007

  • Humility

    Humility is our acceptance of ourselves.Anonymous

  • The Old Priest

    The old priest lay dying in the hospital.  For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation’s capital.  He motioned for his nurse to come near.“Yes, Father?” said the nurse.“I would really like to see President Bush and Vice President Cheney before I die.” whispered the priest.“I’ll see what I can do, Father”…

  • Kids

    A 2-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.Jerry Seinfeld

  • Three Minute Management Course

    Lesson 1A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.  The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.  Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop…

  • The mower

    When our lawn mower broke, and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.  But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf — always something more important to me.Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. …

  • Focus

    If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.Abraham Maslow

  • Polite Conversation

    Polite conversation is rarely either.Fran Lebowitz