Month: June 2007
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The Old Priest
The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation’s capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near.“Yes, Father?” said the nurse.“I would really like to see President Bush and Vice President Cheney before I die.” whispered the priest.“I’ll see what I can do, Father”…
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Three Minute Management Course
Lesson 1A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop…
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The mower
When our lawn mower broke, and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf — always something more important to me.Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. …