Dr Wingnut

Month: June 2007

  • Top Ten Most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down….

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    10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7. Paging Mr. Johnson… Paging Mr. Johnson. 6. Elvis is leaving the building. 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage. 4. Our…

  • Imagination

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    We especially need imagination in science.  It is not all mathematics, nor all logic, but it is somewhat beauty and poetry.Maria Montessori

  • Hump day funnies

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    via email from Carolann Brisco, Thu, 23 Mar 2006 12:29:03 -0800

  • Gentlemen

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    A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.Oscar Wilde

  • Don’t leave, we need you here

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    There is a big difference between saying what you do and doing what you say.Learn to listen; listen to learn.Many of us fail to recognize opportunity because most of the time it is disguised as hard work.I’m not one of those people who has memorized the Big Book.  I figure that’s OK because it’s all…

  • Youth

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    … youth is naturally evanescent, a commodity vanishing every single day that one lives.Mark Greif, Readings, Harper’s, November 2006, pg. 14

  • Off to the doctor’s office

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    A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist’s office.The doctor asks, “What can I do for you?”The man says, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?”The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.When the couple…