Dr Wingnut

Month: July 2007

  • Explanations

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    Never explain — your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.Elbert Hubbard

  • The dentist visit

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    Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, “Surely I can’t look that old?”  Well… You’ll love this one!I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.  I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name.Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired…

  • Old age

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    Think before you make the coward’s choice.  Old age is not for sissies.Larry Niven

  • Rabbit

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    A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.  He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has…

  • Thank God

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    The human brain forgets ninety percent of what goes on.Jan Milner

  • The Four Seasons of a Tree

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    There was a man who had four sons.  He wanted his sons to learn to not judge things too quickly.  So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away.The first son went in the winter, the second in the spring,…

  • Smarter

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    I’m Grumpy because you’re Dopey.Slogan on Disney World T-shirt.A perfect compliment to the quote from my friend Bonnie’s secretary: “I’ll be nicer when you are smarter” which is listed along with other gems in General Quotes