Day: August 11, 2007

  • Confidence

    History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.Sir Winston Churchill

  • A job

    A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, “Hi…you know, I just hate drawing welfare.  I’d really rather have a job.”The social worker behind the counter says, “Your timing is excellent.  We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur…