Day: August 18, 2007
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America
The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.King Edward VIII (1894-1972)
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One Happy Woman
A woman who just turned 50 is at home, naked, happily jumping on her bed, and squealing with delight.Her husband watches her for a while and asks, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What’s the matter with you?”The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, “I don’t care what you…