Quotations
Anything worth doing…
If you delay till tomorrow what ought to be done today, you overcharge the morrow with a burden which belongs not to it.Hugh Blair
Month: August 2007
Humor
The lizard and the koala bear
A koala is sitting up a gum tree … smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, “Hey Koala! What are you doing?”The koala says: “Smoking a joint, come […]
Quotations
Hanging out in the wrong places
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.Henny Youngman
Humor
Maxine for President!
As you all know, we are already discussing the future President of the United States in the Year 2008.Well, I have my own candidate; and I’m sure that once you know who I’m voting for, […]
Quotations
Conscience
Conscience is, in most men, an anticipation of the opinions of others.Sir Henry Taylor
Humor
Miss Black America contest
There will only be 49 contestants in the Miss Black America Contest this year because no one wants to wear the banner that says, Idaho.via email from Bob Rosen, Sat, 28 Apr 2007 16:22:26 -0700
Quotations
America
The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.King Edward VIII (1894-1972)