Day: September 6, 2007
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Self aggrandizement
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.Chuck Palahniuk
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Michigan Girl
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, “In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink from the same glass twice.”An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the…