Dr Wingnut

Day: September 21, 2007

  • Purpose

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    Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.Andy Rooney

  • Cruel and Unusual Puns

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    King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites.  His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world.  Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan.Croesus said, “I’ll give you 100,000 dinars for it.”“But I…