Dr Wingnut

Day: September 23, 2007

  • Simplification

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    Mile by mile, life’s a trial.  Yard by yard, it’s not so hard.  Inch by inch, it’s a cinch.Proverb

  • Art thief

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    A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.After carefully planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.  When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such…