Month: September 2007

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Quotations

Simplification

09/23/2007 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Simplification
Mile by mile, life’s a trial.  Yard by yard, it’s not so hard.  Inch by inch, it’s a cinch.Proverb
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Humor

Art thief

09/23/2007 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Art thief
A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.After carefully planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van.However, he was captured only two blocks away […]
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Lotus Symphony

09/22/2007 Dr Wingnut 1
Now they’ve really done it.  I’m so old that Lotus has reused as a product name for an entirely different product.Back in 1984, before Lotus was part of IBM, and after the wildly successful release […]
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Quotations

Science

09/22/2007 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Science
It is the tension between creativity and skepticism that has produced the stunning and unexpected findings of science.Carl Sagan
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Humor

May I take the dog for a walk?

09/22/2007 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on May I take the dog for a walk?
A little girl asked her Mom, “Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?”Mom replies, “No, because she is in heat.”“What does that mean?” asked the child.“Go ask your father.  I […]
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Purpose

09/21/2007 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Purpose
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.Andy Rooney
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Humor

Cruel and Unusual Puns

09/21/2007 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Cruel and Unusual Puns
King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites.  His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world.  Desperate, […]