Month: September 2007
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Bubba
Bubba went to a psychiatrist.” I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.”“Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink. “Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of…
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Spirituality
Spirituality is the sacred center out of which all life comes, including Mondays and Tuesdays, rainy Saturday afternoons in all their mundane and glorious detail … The spiritual journey is the soul’s life commingling with ordinary life.Christina Baldwin, Life’s Companion [1990]
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Funny
Something tells me this kid won’t end up at the top of his class.Don’t show it off if you can’t wear it correctly.Yeah, this is safe.Spray-painting the side of your house does not increase its perceived value.Wow!Ever heard of a leash?One sign that you’re spending too much time at the computer.Couldn’t they have worded this…
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Hang loose
In Micronesian, there’s a word, kukaro, which has no corresponding word in English. When people say they are going to kukaro, they mean they are going to relax, sit around, and hang out. They are being, not doing.Eli and Beth Halpern
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Soooooooo Blonde
How Blonde Is She??? She was Soooooooo Blonde…She thought a quarterback was a refund.She thought General Motors was in the army.She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.At the bottom of an application where it says “Sign here:” she wrote “Sagittarius.”She Was Sooooooooooooo Blonde…She took…