Dr Wingnut

Month: October 2007

  • Why can’t I get a job?

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    Say hello to the unemployable.via email from Martha Clark, Wed, 5 Sep 2007 07:00:31 -0700

  • Cleanliness

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    You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty.Cecil Baxter

  • Common Good

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    When folks have allotted themselves a task and work together in unison, they escape unhappiness.Emile Zola

  • Desert

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    A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a Little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.  The Taliban asked, “Do you have water?”The Jewish man replied, “I have…

  • Little Billy on …

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    Getting olderLittle Billy was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.  After the sixth one, a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you.  It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.”Little Billy replied, “My…

  • Democracy

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    It’s not the voting that’s democracy, it’s the counting.Tom Stoppard

  • With age comes much wisdom…

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    An old man who loves to fish, was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, “Pick me up.”He looked around and couldn’t see any one.  He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, “Pick me up.”  He looked in the water and there, floating on…