Dr Wingnut

Month: October 2007

  • Moderation

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    All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.George Harrison

  • Mouse Trap

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    A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.  What food might this contain? The mouse wondered — he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning: There is a mousetrap in the house!  There is a…

  • Too much?

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    Too much of a good thing is wonderful.Mae West

  • A short sermon

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    A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.Four worms were placed into four separate jars.The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.The fourth worm was put into…

  • Lying

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    Lying to ourselves is more deeply ingrained than lying to others.Fyodor Dostoyevsky

  • Houston I.S.D. Math Exam

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    Schools are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations!  ‘Bout time, what up?!NAME_____________ GANG/CREW NAME__________ CRIB___________Ramon has an AK-47 with a 30-round clip.  He usually misses 6 of every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shootin.  How many drive-by shootins can Ramon hit before he…

  • Nature

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    Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in where nature may heal and cheer and give strength to the body and soul.John Muir