Day: November 16, 2007

  • Cell Phones

    Apparently we love our own cell phones, but we hate everyone else’s.Joe Bob Briggs

  • For Northerners moving South…

    In the South:If you run your car into a ditch, don’t panic.  Four men in a four-wheel drive pickup truck with a tow chain will be along shortly.  Don’t try to help them, just stay out of their way.  This is what they live for.Don’t be surprised to find movie rentals and bait in the…